I am starting this blog when I only have 4 months left in Thailand. I have been here 5 years and have become quite accustomed to some of the ways here, which in England would be considered, mad, barking bad or just simply crazy!

So this blog is to celebrate Thai-ness, the things that make this place and the people so wonderful and the things that drive us all crazy. I am going to try, hopefully with your help, to log down the things that if I had only just come over from England, I would think are insane, but right now I think of as totally normal!

So, what are your experiences here in Thailand, what crazy things have you got photos of? What is the most people and animals you have seen on a bike? What is the craziest request you have had? And of course, one of my all time favourites; what is the worst spelling mistake you have seen?


Tuesday, June 26, 2012

What am I looking forward to when I return to England....

Well I have been doing a little study of how England has changed since I left and I believe that upon my return I should:
- Dispense with the current sun tan and opt for a fake tan, which will make me an more acceptable Orange!

- Go to the hairdressers and get a decent hair cut (here they all want to chop it off) and hair extensions!
- Immediately invest in a Vajazzle for the Va jay jay! not sure why but this seems popular!
- Buy an i-phone and a i-pad, so I can be available on Facebook at all times,
- Buy some ridiculous high heels which will cause me to break my leg (no worries there is free health care!),

- Become depressed about the economy, moan that there are no jobs and live off the dole for the rest of my life,
- Dream about returning to Thailand, where I have so gotten used to the craziness.

Or maybe, just maybe I should stop watching TOWIE!!!
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